tassedetea:

Sext: I just saw Seahaven

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans: a summary in text posts

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Another thrilling plot twist brought to you by Alex Gaskarth.

Another thrilling plot twist brought to you by Alex Gaskarth.

Another thrilling plot twist brought to you by Alex Gaskarth.

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trolliweirdlyawesome:

New Sour Watermelon Sharks from Trolli.

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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hopelesshoping:

Counterparts- Debris
(Flickr)

hopelesshoping:

Counterparts- Debris

(Flickr)